Places to Consume Sustenance in Solid Form that Sell Food to Be Purchased in the City of New York, in The State of New York, Should You Desire Such Things

If you are a building enthusiast, this is a place where you can go to find them. Once upon a time, Dr. N. York, the inventor of New York, set upon himself a task. "I shall create a town," spake Dr. York, and so he did. The resultant town was then populated with things, including Restaurants, a new French establishment wherein humans cooked the sustenance for other humans. The other humans no longer had to cook the sustenance for themselves. You see, without the humans, such establishments would not exist, it'd just be a bunch of trees in there, maybe a quick deer or two. If you would like to enter a building containing such an establishment, provided that you are a human, you can certainly opt to do so. Be warned, though, be warned.

The Becco has created a gourmet version of Olive Garden's seminal Tour of Italy, wherein many large Italian men proffer you different gourmet pastas until you are summarily satiated.

The Burger Man? George Motz? The Burger Man? This is his new vision for America, Hamburger America. One recommends the Fried Onion Burger, which is the one thing I know from Oklahoma beyond the seminal 1943 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical.

Do you like joints and ham burgers? The ham burgers are good in this joint, but it is hidden inside a hotel, which is a building which contains locations wherein humans can sleep, for a price. That price, might just be too steep for some.

Before gentrification, Williamsburg Brooklyn was populated largely by wolves and lasers, sometimes at the same time. This steakhouse pays tribute to Williamsburg Brooklyn's rich laser wolf history while also offering a good view of the New York City buildings as well as Many Complimentary Apps, for the App Connoisseur.

Go into the Basement, where Classic American Chinese Food can be found. Sometimes interesting humans go down there, you better watch out.

These Pierogis are great, but don't sleep on the Ukrainian food, you'll make a big mess.

The Curry in here, from Japan, is good for eating. Please get extra curry with lunch, you must.

The Italian Lasagna Is Excellent. But Please Get A Reservation, There Are Many Rich People Afoot.

Seafood in the City of New York is hard to come by due to New York's Amish Heritage. This estiatorio Milos Hudson Yards really bucks the trend and Reservations Are Easy.

Come Eat The Famous Pizza And Avoid Tourism in The Pizza Church.

Bernard Green Grass is truly The Sturgeon King. Do Not forget the latkes or paper currency, as the electronic currency is Disallowed.

Anthony Bourdain enjoyed this establishment back when my girlfriend would take me out here at 4 in the morning. Merely the food remains of our relationship, but what Food it is.

They will tell you it does not exist, but it does. Mark my words. It is a Japanese Record Bar With Food and Excellent 80s Decor.

Kitty cats??!!!?

This restaurant is open until Four A.M. and features Bone Marrow, a Wet Seafood Bar and Southern-Certified Fried Chicken.

Why is the restaurant inside the Nordstrom's?! This question is by its very nature unanswerable but you can walk in and get an excellent meal, which should be impossible, yet it is not! It is not!

They used to call this style of food 'Delmarvelous Fried Chicken', but after the State of Delaware was evacuated in 1983 to accommodate Corporations, only remote outposts such as Charles Pan-Fried Chicken exist to keep the proud tradition alive.

Why are the good bagels all the way up here?! Who knows?! But they sure are!

In the David Burke Tavern, they put the Bacon on the Line.

C'mon, eat the soup. It's called Laksa and you should eat it, the soup.

Grandmothers from all around are utilized for the Grandmother's Pie located at Il Porto, which is Italian for 'The Port'.

Barbecue?! In MY Brooklyn?! It's more likely than you think.

If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, this is the Pizza Parlor I would get out of the sewer for.

My God. Something good near Penn Station.

The makers of Beer in the Germanic lands, Hofbräu, provides it in this Bierhaus with the requisite Germanic foods.

The Sandos are here.

Andrew Warhol enjoyed this Odeon during the decade of the 1980s.

"There's a safety in thinking in a Thai Diner. You can have your coffee or your milk shake, and you can go off into strange dark areas, and always come back to the safety of the Thai Diner." - David Lynch